Here's What You Might've Been Missing

Hey kids. It's been a while, I know. I've done a couple book reviews, but it's been a while since I posted those, too. Remember how I said I was starting a new blog somewhere else? Well, it wasn't a lie. Since the beginning of the year, I've been blogging pretty regularly at The Confusing Middle. I won't rehash everything I've done over there, but below you'll find a brief summary along with links to each of those new posts. I just don't want you, the above average Carp Dime reader to believe that I've forgotten about you. For more than 10 years, you've been there to experience my life on a probably uncomfortable level as you laugh and point at my most embarrassing moments. I can't deprive you of my most recent moments, whether or not they're embarrassing is up to you.

• Figuring It All Out - Basically an introduction to the new blog. Why did I title it The Confusing Middle? Find out here.
• My First Failed Challenge - My pastor challenged me to compare a classic cartoon to a modern sitcom. I wasn't able to do it.
• The Uncooperative Winter - At one point, I was frustrated because there had been a lack of snow this winter.
• Buy All the Things! - The true story of a trip to Target.
• Amazing Amazon - Have you ever read some of the user reviews on Amazon.com? Some of them are genius level hilarious.
• A Cesspool of Useless Knowledge - This is a title I wear proudly. Find out what it means.
• Life in Lifeless Things - Inanimate objects that come to life. Like Christine.
• A Lack of History - I kind of complain about how starting a new blog means I don't have 10 years worth of blog posts and history with readers like I had with you, my beloved Carp Dime subscribers.
• An Open Letter to Far Away Friends - Just some things I wanted to say to some people I miss.
• The Haunted Paper Curtain - The true story of a haunted classroom at my school.
• The Non-Delinquency of Minors - The true story of good students at my school.
• 100 Random Facts About Me - An update of this.
• Were They On a Break? - I jump into the Ross and Rachel debate that was probably over 17 years ago.
• If I Had $500 Million - What I'd have done if I won the big Powerball jackpot.
• I Think We Just Figured Out Why I'm Still Single - I feel like that's self explanatory.
• Question of the Week #1 - I brought back the Question of the Week that I used to do here.
• Don't Shop Hangry - When hunger brings on anger.
• Question of the Week #2
• An Unexpected Break - The true story of how I finally got some snow.
• 6 Reasons Why I Should Host the Academy Awards - I think I'd make a pretty decent host.
• It's Only a Game - I'm not saying I get competitive, but I get kind of competitive.
• Remembering Mamaw - My thoughts after the passing of my great-grandmother.
• The Fun in Funeral - The true story of how I want my funeral to go.
• Hello, Friend - The true story of how girls greet you when they're just not that into you.
• Should We Cancel? Should We Delay? - The true story of how school administrators decide to cancel school due to inclement weather.
• Show Your Work! - A rant against a sort of ridiculous rule that math teachers often impose on their students. But it's just my opinion.
• Question of the Week #3
• 5 Reasons Why I'd Make a Bad Colonial Person - I just don't think I'd have made it back then.
• An Excess of Wisdom - The first in a series of posts about my wisdom teeth.
• Inefficient Ghouls - Ghosts are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
• Question of the Week #4
• The Recovery Process - The second in a series of posts about my wisdom teeth.
• Did You Lose Your Glasses - The true story of the time I forgot to wear my glasses to school.
• This Is the Last One About My Wisdom Teeth. I Promise. - The final in a series of posts about my wisdom teeth. I promise.
• Question of the Week #5 - Which catches us up to today.

I know, that looks like an awful lot, but it's not every day like I once did here at the Carp Dime. Pick and choose which you'd like to read. Any and all of these posts are open for your approval. Stop by and say hello. I've missed you. Even if you're just pretending, it'd be nice to hear you miss me too. Bye for now...